Friday, January 09, 2004

Guess What?

'Strapless' is THE bridal dress trend that you MUST consider before all others regardless of your discomfort with the idea due to 1) your physique; 2) your knowledge that the baring of all that skin will make several of your wedding party uncomfortable including your parents; 3) the fact that just not everybody looks nice in the style.

What happened? Did the Vatican rule that all bridal shoulders must be bared? Have the designers run out of sleeve designs?

I am no fairy princess and I don't care to look like one. I'm 43 years old. I'm tall, I have big boobs, big hips, and a big smile. I'm not an athlete. I've got no fantasies of being a virgin offered up for sacrifice on the arm of my father....

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