Tuesday, July 30, 2002

Hey, Holmes! I can hook ya up!

As it were.

Despite my intimidation, I am determined to go ahead with my Blog. This whole process has turned out to be very difficult for an old high school dropout that doesn't know a dipthong from a bikini.


This is a dipthong: A glide from one vowel sound to another pronounced as a single syllable.

This is a bikini:

Any questions?
This is an interesting notion:

Which "Natural Wonder" are you?

I suppose this explains all the dead whales on my front porch.
Sign of the times

Layoffs. Tomorrow. Everybody in my hallway is slated for the chopping block. At least they're giving us time to tie up loose ends, so to speak.

Anybody need a not-bad tech writer?