Friday, August 30, 2002


College Football - North vs. South

Women's Accessories:
North: Chap Stick in back pocket and a $20 bill in the front pocket.
South: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, water proof mascara, and a fifth of bourbon. Money not necessary - that's what dates are for.

Stadium Size:
North: College football stadiums hold 20,000 people.
South: High school football stadiums hold 20,000 people.

Heroes:
North: Rudy Guliani
South: Paul "Bear" Bryant

Getting Tickets:
North: 5 days before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus and purchase tickets.
South: 5 months before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus and put name on waiting list for tickets.


[Thanks, Terry. Did I ever tell you about the time I was taking classes at Auburn and Shug Jordan died and we all got out of class and somebody had to explain to me who he was? Naaa, guess I didn't.]

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